Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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