You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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