I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
