whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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