How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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