Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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