he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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