do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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