She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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