Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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