I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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