fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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