The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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