Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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