im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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