Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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