I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
