And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
they're like a gay fantastic four
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Panties = found
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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