Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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