i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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