He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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