There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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