I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
