I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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