if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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