you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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