belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Dick very happy bro
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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