best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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