do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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