Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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