Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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