Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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