i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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