Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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