sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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