You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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