how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
third nipple confirmed
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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