Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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