We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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