yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
pray to the hookup gods
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
