it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
