Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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