Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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