i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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