Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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