so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
What a dumb baby whore.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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