Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Randomize
