so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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