Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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