I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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