I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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