I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she pinky promised me she was 18
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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