i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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