let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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