sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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