Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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