i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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